Week 33, Day 4

i swear to god he thot he's getting a bike when he's coming out next month!

why?

coz he's been pedaling inside mummy's tummy like nobody's business!!!

sorry baby, not that soon.. but if it were really up to me, u will not, i repeat, WILL NOT, ever, learn how to ride a bike, a motorbike, a superbike or whatever family or crossover it will have in the future.

not even when u're 40.

i'd rather u start hvg sex at 15 (nauzubillah!) than ride a bike that can harm u.

but unfortunately, ur dad has 50% of the vote on this topic, the bike riding that is, not the hvg sex bit.