Tuesday, December 08, 2009

the NEW movie i just have to MOON about..

ok, i have to admit it, i actually liked the new moon..
ok, ok, more than like..
definitely a whole lot more than the 1st installment..
i mean, COME ON, who would not fall in lurve with this.. this.. kid.. can i even call him a kid?
damn! i even went to buy the DVD copy k!

and i'm sorry maknye bedah, but please, he wins hands down against mr. edward gorgeously-powder-puffed cullen..
and oh yeah, the story's nice too.. HAHA!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

parking in KLCC is can be an art or a disaster.

i was on my way to my car just now when this one family was walking here and there trying to figure out where did their father park the car, all the while grumbling.

i dont blame them. it is very confusing especially if its your first time down there. it took me a year to be familiar with the underground parking at KLCC and another year to literally memorize where everything is situated.

not to mention the 6am incident where we were literally "lost" in the carpark. yes, i hate to tell you that the carpark is pretty err scary. that time, my colleague and i were finishing a paper and we were finally done at 6am. yes, 6am and thank god nothing said hello to us in the office during the late night and early morning.

but when we were trying to leave the carpark, we cant find the exit. like we literally cant see any exits. thank god my colleague is the logical and not-panicky type [i was already ready to scream]. he drove around the carpark what must have been three or four times until we saw a security guard and he led us to the exit, which surprisingly was not far from where we parked [and yes, we didnt see it].

so if you are down there at KLCC carpark and cant find your car, dont panic, look for the many security guards who either ambled around or riding around on yellow kapcai's. they will either bring u to the office while they radio their colleagues to look for your car or they will carry u on their kapcai's to look for your car with you. yes, i have seen them do that. cool huh?
i'd always taken for granted that the building where i'm working at is one [or used to be one] of the famous buildings in the world.

sometimes, it boggled my mind why, WHY, do people want to take pictures of the building, why they gawked at the lobby of the office, tried to enter the air-gate valiantly eventhough the polis bantuan had told them that this is not the place to visit the Towers.

and most of the times, it irritated me that i have to struggle through swarms and swarms of [sometime SMELLY] tourists flocking in groups, following the flag-bearing-man, just to get lunch. not to mention those little school monsters err kids who screamed and rushed everywhere even though their teachers told them to stay in the line.

and then i remembered that oh, this is the Twin Towers, and if i'm not mistaken still the tallest twin towers in the world. and then i smiled.

oh well...

Saturday, November 21, 2009

i wonder if the ants in my kitchen can either (1) fly, or (2) swim.

like, seriously..

i placed my water jug on a tray and i filled water on the tray so that normal semuts wont be able to commit suicide in my water.

but nooo...


and this is not a one time occurence k. i've found them in there more than three times already.

now tell me HOW in the world could they cross the pool of water in the tray into the jug??

pls do tell me how.
i have to lose at least 5kgs by 21st december 2009.

no, it's not because it's sayang's bday HAHA! well, mebe but not actually.

we are going for our annual beach holli end of the year and i want my bikini photos to be damn hot!

kah kah kah!

yes, puke y dont u..

of course i have passed the age and even the mental determination to lose more than what i need, i'll be satisfied if i can atleast look decent in a bikini.. my photos from our short trip to kuantan last month were enuf to give me nightmares.

yes, yes, over, i know..

new moon

and here we go again..

i have no idea when this will come out in msia.. i think ard 26th or something, am not sure.

but what i can be sure is the cinemas will be packed with edward-powderpuff-cullen adoring fans..

tolong lah, just dont let me sit next to extra-ordinarily-adoring girls who drool and sigh and oohs and aahs every blardy time he appears at the screen.

the last time i had to endure girls ooh-ing over mr-powderpuff literally NON-STOP, ok.. and oh, it was such a HUGE ooooooh when they kissed..

oh god, save me..

we went to see 2012 when it came out on yours-truly's bday.
yes, i was sick like a dog that day but i dragged myself out nevertheless... and honestly, i should have just waited for the DVD...

oh god.. in my frankiest opinion the blardy yapping dog should have been left in vegas in the first place! yes, of all the supposedly mighty scenes in the movie i had to remember the dog.
my mom and my brother are going through a "rough patch" with each other at the moment.

frankly, i dont understand why it started in the first place.. the only logical answer was that she's getting more emo lately, which unfortunately was an unlogical condition to be an answer for my brother.

and then, i dont understand why is it so difficult for him to just say sorry and try to appease her, irregardless of the who's-fault or the why's. fact 1: she's your mother.

but, oh yeah, he's exactly like my dad.

and for the first time in my 30+ years, i had to be in the middle. mainly because my dad is missing his one and only GRANDdaughter - yes, strangely, i am not sad LOL! - and since my mom is in a tiff with my bro, she refused to visit his house and he refused to go back to melaka. and that left my dad with video-calls to his granddaughter which he has to do it in secret.

quite hilarious actually.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

it was just a minor fender-bender that could happen to anyone but then the engine bay caught on fire and spread through the car.

i thank god that he, his wife and kid are safe and unhurt.

Friday, November 06, 2009

again, november is supposed to be a great farking month!!!! *pull hair*

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

november is supposed to be a lovely, peaceful month!!!!!!!!!!
how would you feel if someone ignored and short of mocked your idea weeks before and suddenly proposed to you your own idea like they thought of it in the first place?

what, u think i have amnesia isit that i cant remember?

or mebe u have amnesia that u dont remember.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

oh dang, i'm stressed now.

i received a call from my hsg loan lawyer just now and she requested my help to follow up with my SNP lawyer to get all the required documentations.

i swear to god i can feel my blood pressure rose.

do u know when i initiated the purchase?

last three months?

last six?

no, try last NOVEMBER!

YES, one blardy year and it's still not completed yet. *breathe in*breathe out*


proving a point has never been so sweet.

"waiting for network"


dont u just hate that message.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

tomorrow i have to point to make.

maybe they care, maybe they wont.

of books and their videos

the first time i came across "video" of books was when i found christine feehan. she just love making videos of her books as teasers to her readers.

i hated it.

yes, the idea of it is brilliant, but to me books are where your imagination runs high and free, where u fantasized about the tall, dark handsome dudes - err, pls dont tell hubby this k ;P

and that's exactly why i hated these videos.

coz the actors and actresses are probably from C-budget movies and they totally potong stim k! i kid u not. if u read christine feehan and love her books, go to her website and watch the videos. i guarantee u that ur tall-dark-and-handsome-fantasy will go down the drain.

its like going to karaoke lounge for the first time and u choose ur all time favorite love songs that u jiwang with when u were a teenage bopper and then up on the screen are these two kelakar looking couples who ran around like they are in a hindustan movie.

yes, exactly dat feeling.
ok, i cant sleep, thanx to waking up at 5 freaking PM just now.. and since all my "cafe food" are still on the stove and i have no "mafia energy" to do more jobs, so what can the tikus do? blog.. HAHA

i wud have thot i could sleep soundly tonite with all the aches from our sorry bout at the driving range, but no. and yes, body still ache like crazy.

golf sucks.

well, bad golf does. it felt good when u hit it right but most of the time? NA-AH..

and i feel really bad for sayang..

OHMYGOD! if there was ever a "stiffer" man around, pun not intended.. kesian gila! he was so frustrated i thot he was going to throw his clubs into the range.

that was quite funny actually ;P

Friday, October 30, 2009

si tikus: dont u have like 3 papers to prepare next week, plus one stupid nego to do?

brain: sorry, hibernating mode

si tikus: huh?
i have been told be more tactful.

what do u mean by tactful?

if tactful is how u behave, letting them trample all over you during mtgs, retreat, be silent and go at it again and again, then i think i'd stick to mine.

i cant stand ur long winded way.

i'd rather be direct and straight to the point. and if they raise their voice, u can bet ur ass i'd raise mine back at them.

let's face it, that's the only way they'd understand.
i really hate u and ur farking superiority complex.

and i thot i wud not have to deal with it after leaving your farking country.

u're in mine now.

and here, u're the bug.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Book Watch!

the things that i cant wait to arrive in 2010! can anyone make the time goes faster, pls...

1. Archangel's Kiss by Nalini Singh
To be released: Feb 2010
and the guild hunter becomes an angel..

2. Lion's Heat by Lora Leigh
To be released: April 2010


for the past months that i kinda "forgot" to update my blog, these are some of the new books that i've read..

1. COVET by JR Ward

did u know she was going to write a new set of stories? no? yup, neither did i.. but after reading it, i have to say that it was a dang disappointment. oh god, i fell asleep like twice before i finished reading it. TWICE. never in my lifetime of reading fav authors' books that i slept twice before finishing their book!

2. Mastered by Love by Stephanie Laurens

what else would i say about steph laurens' books? stunning as always. of course, this one was very much anticipated that the rest, it's dalziel's story. if only ms.SL would get off from her tendency for that long winded prose.. but hey..

3. Tempt Me at Twilight by Lisa Kleypas

mebe i'm quite jaded already but i really dont think a guy can get so fixated over a girl after seeing her only twice without any substantial interaction, let alone madly in love. this one, for me, is actually a very very weird story. for those who've read this, what do u think?
little evil games on facebook!

come on, hands up for u who play these evil games!!

my god, i dont want to admit that am obsessed but i do. not enuf of being obsessed with planting stupid plants and waiting by the clock when i can harvest them, i have to be obsessed about killing people! well, not physically that is.

and then now, cafe world. oh god, yes, cafe world. i have no idea how it works but all i know i have to serve burgers and chips [coz that's all i can afford now] and rearrange chairs and tables for people to fit..

they all started quite innocently. i bring work back home and so does sayang. and usually, i have to have the tv on to keep things humming and yes, for those times when my brain is having a mental block but sayang cant concentrate when the tv is on.

so i have to have other distractions when my brain froze, and that's when i started playing these games.

and look what happened...

i swear to god i'll delete my FB account if i cant stop being obsessed!! i can hardly do work now! all i want to do now is check whether or not my burgers are cooked or whether i have points to keep fighting with people.

oh damn, it's 930 already, i think my burgers are ready!

the buzz of the year, the 1malaysia f1 team..

i tried to refrain from commenting much on this but i cant.

my take on the 1mf1? blardy waste of money. do they even know how much they'll have to spend? and i hated it when they put the Co on the spot like that. what, u think we're just one pot of gold that has an automatic refill is it?

and on the other side, its sayang's passion, well, besides me that is! HAHAHHAHA - yes, puke y dont u. of course people have been asking whether sayang has applied. my usual answer: one shrug and one smile.

well, he did apply, but he did it too late, passed the freaking due date.

and i felt guilty about that.

tell me, who wants to be an F1 widow? its bad enough that he has to travel on projects [yes, of course i travel too but no more than a week and its different! :P] it's gonna be horrible if he's really on the team. on one hand, i'm sad he's disappointed but on the other hand, i'm freaking happy...

and yes, i'm feeling guilty for feeling that.

what is wrong with HR these days?? we have to fill in what?? PDP? personal develop plan?

tell me if this make sense, i have to spend more than 8hrs just to go into the freaking unrealiable system, pray to god that the server doesnt crash or i'll have to do everything again, fill in freaking details of which YOU should have being the HR and all, tell you what my career aspiration is which should be the same as in the PPA system that we have to fill in every 6 months, and i have to update my resume and upload it in the system.

for what?

why would u need all the information (almost of it you can find in some other blardy brilliant system you've forced down our throat in the past years) for? to track my career? help my development plan?

or is it some blardy initiative without any benefit to the masses but you??

ok, lets play it by the book, yes? all tasks have to have RICE to be worthy of your time in the office.

Tell me what Result i should expect out of doing this? what? how will it blardy help me?

Tell me what Impact doing this would help me? the company?

oh, and dont bother with the C and E, i can easily tell you what the challenges and effort are to do this blardy thing.

and so, why should i spend any minute of my time doing something i dont see the benefit?

oh yeah, because HR said so.

of course, how can i forget.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

oh great, it's october already..

another half year ppa cycle to write and a "momentous" decision to make.

jeez, i do hate making decisions and even worse, i hate writing ppa, half year or end of the year.

the new policy is not helping. force-ranking sucks. i'm due for transfer and when i do the probability of me being placed on the 10% is high. yes, who'd be the best target to screw err target than the new staff if you really have to force-rank someone.

plus, i hate transfers. it's like moving into a new high-school.

but i suppose i have to do it. jeez, ironic, when i want to leave, i didnt and when i actually dont want to leave and happy at my place, i have to.


Thursday, September 03, 2009

yes ppl, i'm in the process of letting my suzie go..

i'm so tempted to just let her be traded in but since i've had so much fun with her, i'd rather she goes to someone who'll really appreciate her, hopefully an aspiring swifter :D rather than sit at a car dealer somewhere, sulking, not knowing where she is and y she's left there...

ok, psychotically-emo, i know but hey..

shit, now am sad..

2005 CBU Swift for sale

1. Year: 2005
2. Color: Silver
3. Mileage: 57k (second car)
4. Others: black leather seat, armor tinted (newly installed, warranty 25 years), accident free, fully maintained by TR Mulia (every 6mths eventhough mileage is not 10k), everything else stock standard.
5. Reason for sale: replacing her with an SUV
6. Asking price: RM55k

Saturday, August 29, 2009

dang! i am lazy to blog these days..

not that there's not much stuff going on, i do indeed have at least a thing or two or at least a dozen to write but i just cant the blardy time to sit and write at the lappie.

ok, excuses, i know ;P

oh well, we are off for a night out now.. mebe later k peeps!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

lil pink shoes that made me cry...

Thursday, August 13, 2009

i can feel that today will not be a good day.

1: my boss will not be in the mtg today and i am honestly worried that i may lose my freaking temper and snapped at stupid freaking people, or person whichever the case may be..

2: the weather is so not helping. i mean, COME ON! do u want to be warm or chilly today, london?? MAKE UP YOUR FREAKING MIND! an hour of gloomy, an hour of sunny, another hour of chilly wind, another hour of rain, and then sun again, and then chill. what, pms-ing isit??

3: and stop talking about how bad swine flu is in malaysia because we, in a freak of nature, decide to declare openly our statistics. we know it's worse in ur freaking country. u just dont want to admit it!! if u did, ur freaking stupid economy will be already be way more than 6 feet under and then u'd really be living off rations.

4: although it may be [a bit] true, i always hated it when people compare the "courteous-ness" [yes, i have a headache so mind my english pls] of malaysians against mat salleh's and how we are lacking. pergi lah, try and LIVE there and see how really courteous they can be. kalau setakat duduk dua tiga hari for vacation or business trip, jangan cakap banyak ah.

5: i am missing my hubby.
oh please lah, stop annoying me.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

got books?

who wants bengal's heart by lora leigh, mastered by love by stephanie laurens, burn by linda howard, bad moon rising by sherrilyn kenyon and storm of visions by christine feehan?

i havent had the time to post about them but kalau korang nak the ebooks, email la k..
right, we have such plans to take leave and smoochy2 at the beach but of course we have to be at two different different places at the same week, all in the name of the Co... yes, high drive and resilience.. of course..

but at least sayang is somewhere warm and at least near a beach, i am blardy cold here! like hallo? isnt august supposed to = SUMMER = 27+ degrees?? celcius that is, not some blardy 20 degrees!!

anyways, i think this should be my last [free] trip here - hehehe - since the project is supposed to end this mth.

YES!! no more blah people to deal with..

now, when can we re-schedule that beach trip?

Sunday, August 02, 2009

and here we go again..

ok, so i know i havent updated my blog lately... BAGI CAN LA!! laki baru balik msia dua minggu k.. hehehe.. too bad coz the second day he came back i got my period! HAHAHAH! kesian pakcik.. dats y la got lag one week of incommunicado.. ok, too much info, SORRY! ;P

anyways, i am getting a presssie! *sengeh sampai nampak gusi*

the thing is, i have to choose my present... and the choosing part is a PAIN in the arse!

tak boleh just bagi je ke? at least i dont have to make a decision. u know i hate making decisions. u know i will psychotically-OCD-ly analyze everything, every single point.. i cant just drive through cheras auto city and pick one! what, ingat donut ke? come to think of it, nak choose donut pun i'm quite picky. well, except for JCo alcapone.. hehehe..

oh, why i'm getting a pressie? hehehe.. our house deal is almost coming through and i'll be getting the prof!!! yea! sayang laki aku...

now i have to think how to pay the monthly payment la kan.. HAHAHAHAH! so not funny...


but then again, if i choose another scenario that i'm not selfish then mebe we can get the walk-in wardrobe for the new house and a spanking huge-ass fridge and that 50-blardy-inch hd tv.. and electronic gate.. ok, mebe tak cukup for the electronic gate.. kah kah kah...

oh god.. lagi mau buat kelakar..

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

i think there should be a law that says under no circumstances should any women under the influence of PMS be allowed out of their homes [and beds, if necessary] to avoid any sort of stupid disaster.
in just one day, i think i must have irritated, snarled and almost yelled at at least half of the population of KL, just because.
and the latest, stupidest incident happened over buying t-shirt pagoda for sayang.. i cant believe i got angry at the cashier for not giving me discount on t-shirt pagoda.. OH MY GOD. who ask for discount on pagoda t-shirts anyways?
kementerian kesihatan should definitely be issuing a new quarantine order.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Swearing Makes Pain More Tolerable

really?? HAHA! guess my new year's resolution next year can omit this one.. LOL!

Swearing Makes Pain More Tolerable
By LiveScience Staff
posted: 12 July 2009 10:05 am ET

That muttered curse word that reflexively comes out when you stub your toe could actually make it easier to bear the throbbing pain, a new study suggests.

Swearing is a common response to pain, but no previous research has connected the uttering of an expletive to the actual physical experience of pain.

"Swearing has been around for centuries and is an almost universal human linguistic phenomenon," said Richard Stephens of Keele University in England and one of the authors of the new study. "It taps into emotional brain centers and appears to arise in the right brain, whereas most language production occurs in the left cerebral hemisphere of the brain."

Stephens and his fellow Keele researchers John Atkins and Andrew Kingston sought to test how swearing would affect an individual's tolerance to pain. Because swearing often has an exaggerating effect that can overstate the severity of pain, the team thought that swearing would lessen a person's tolerance.

As it turned out, the opposite seems to be true.

The researchers enlisted 64 undergraduate volunteers and had them submerge their hand in a tub of ice water for as long as possible while repeating a swear word of their choice. The experiment was then repeated with the volunteer repeating a more common word that they would use to describe a table.

Contrary to what the researcher expected, the volunteers kept their hands submerged longer while repeating the swear word.

The researchers think that the increase in pain tolerance occurs because swearing triggers the body's natural "fight-or-flight" response. Stephens and his colleagues suggest that swearing may increase aggression (seen in accelerated heart rates), which downplays weakness to appear stronger or more macho.

"Our research shows one potential reason why swearing developed and why it persists," Stephens said.

The results of the study are detailed in the Aug. 5 issue of the journal NeuroReport

No Surprise

No Surprise
by Daughtry

I've practiced this for hours, gone round and round
And now I think that I've got it all down
And as I say it louder, I love how it sounds
Cause I'm not taking the easy way out
Not wrappin' this in ribbons
Shouldn't have to give a reason why

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow
I can't believe that I stayed till today
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

It came out like a river once I let it out
When I thought that I wouldn't know how
Held onto it forever, just pushing it down
Felt so good to let go of it now
Not wrapping this in ribbons
Shouldn't have to give a reason why

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow
I can't believe that I stayed till today
There's nothing here in this heart left to borrow
There's nothing here in this soul left to say
Don't be surprised when we hate this tomorrow
God knows we tried to find an easier way
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that's left your eyes
That's why this comes as no, As no surprise

If I could see the future and how this plays out
I bet it's better than where we are now
But after going through this
It's easier to see the reason why

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow
I can't believe that I stayed till today(stayed till today)
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that's left your eyes
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise


finally, i watched this movie!

the first time i tried to watch it, i cried when the birthday cake arrived..

it was sooo sweet! so very, very sweet!!

and sad of course. blardy sad..

but now, dont u feel like rushing off to ireland to find a hunky-guitar-weilding-romantic-sexy guy?? ;P
i do hate "unannounced" guests..

sorry, that was wrong. i do not hate the guests [haha] but i hate the fact that the visit was unannounced..

and i was supposed to have fatty crabs today!!!!!!!!

i would have taken them to dinner there if i'd known where it is.. HAHA!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

missy, u have nothing on me.

so spare me the glares and insincere smile.
sometimes i dont understand..

r u really ignorant or u just dont care?

either way, i've decided that i've had enough.
i am supposed to start cleaning house today, since sayang is coming home on Friday.. but when i cleaned house last week, i had an asthma attack from all the dust.. i know, that is sooo not an excuse to not clean the hse *grin*

but my body ached..

and i have golf lesson at 2pm.. and then i want to go and have coffee with lucky no7 [which i better confirm now]..

and then i have to go and get my luggage from kelip..

can i start tomorrow instead?

oh, tomorrow i have to finish up my analysis.. and presentation..


and i have to go to the gym..

dang.. i forgot to pickup the laundry!

and throw the garbage..

and change the light bulbs.. which reminds me i have to go BUY the replacement light bulbs first..


Wed Him Before You Bed Him

Wed Him Before You Bed Him
by Sabrina Jeffries
errr... hmmm... ok lah buku ni..
not too interesting especially since the guy was married before to one of her students. too strange if u ask me.

What Happens In London

What Happens In London
by Julia Quinn
as expected, the book is light and funny and adorable and i did laugh my arse off it..

Branded by Fire

by Nalini Singh
interesting, entertaining but not as much as the first book..
i wudnt buy the actual book but it's still a good read though..

Tuesday, July 07, 2009


by Nalini Singh
yes, i was grinning like crazy when i downloaded this from my fav website! now, i have to find time to read it.. ooooh! cant wait!
2. What Happens In London
by Julia Quinn
i dont remember which one is olivia bevelstoke but i dont care.. JQ books are light and funny and adorable and sometimes i'd laughed my arse off reading them..

3. Wed Him Before You Bed Him
by Sabrina Jeffries
yes, yes, another cheesy [jeez...] title by SJ.. but this is Mrs. Harris book! the headmistress herself! HAHA! how could i not read this, or at least try to..

Sunday, July 05, 2009

finally, ive finished vacuuming the house.

i have such plans for today but of course, after last night, the tikus woke up with half the day gone. yes, dah tua kan..

i havent tested my new golf set yet. oh yes, the tikus bought a golf set last friday! i was estatic and shocked at the same time when i bought it. when i got home, i literally hyperventilated for a good 5 mins!

wat was i thinking getting a set this early?!! i dont know but i just couldnt help myself. i want to play golf and am going to plan for another set of lessons at a proper club this time. linz recommended this one instructor at bukit kiara but am also toying with the idea of getting lessons at kde. it's nearer and i can go practise at the driving range more often than going all the way to another planet. HAHA!

so, we'll see.. i'm also planning for lessons for hubby. yes, i am roping him in. i dont know whether he'll like it but we both agree that he has to learn sometimes. i think i can swipe my dad's old clubs for him. hehe...

so people, i need kaki's to go driving range with me and hopefully, in a couple of mths to the golf course! volunteers anyone? HAHAHA!
yes, so i went shopping alone.

so what?

what is it with u who like to make snide comments and put labels on everything?

what, u're still in high school isit?

for your info, again, for the gazillionth time, my husband is not here. but even if he is here, sometimes, well, most of the times, i like shopping alone. when the mood strikes me, i love wandering around aimlessly in a shopping mall, buying things i most definitely do not need.

what do u care anyways?


and while we are still in this topic, yes, i love trying different colors of contact lenses.. and if my hair is as strong as an ox, i would wear different shades of browns every single day of the year.

and that does not mean that i ever wanted to be a minah salleh.

please lah, u stupid cow. pick a new topic to harp on.

and while u're at it, get a life.

Monday, June 29, 2009

how tired can one be?

like literally exhausted.

i only jogged 1.5km and walked another 2km.. it didnt even take an hour. it was not even step class and i am exhausted...

tu lah, satu minggu lebih skip gym, lepas tu tiga hari makan nasi lemak, durian, pizza.. padan la muka kan..
auntie, i know i look like a snot-nosed sixteen year old sans makeup with raggedy gym clothes on - correction, i looked horrible when i was 16!! HAHA! - anyways, just because i looked like i baru keluar kampung doesnt mean u get to push me so blardy hard just because u would like to be right in front of the blardy makeup counter.

it doesnt mean that u get to hog the sales person when she was attending to me, even if u're holding a phendi bag and have a hairstyle that looked like a bee-hive.

and just because i'm so blardy tired working my ass off at the gym that i didnt say anything doesnt mean u get to bully me.

so i'm not going to say i'm sorry when i literally LAUGHed my ass off when i saw u getting into that car parked right in front of mine. i guess ur phendi is literally from P.S. Boutique. or maybe it's real and u're just borrowing ur driver's car.

jeez, i am nasty..

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

22 more days to go...
... and counting...
... and counting...

i love...

.. this body butter that i accidently, mistakenly bought from body shop.
cocoa butter body butter..
i used to use this one, the shea body butter coz it smells heavenly vanilla-y and i looooove all vanilla smells.
plus, it's thick and just right for my strangely dry skin.
but few weeks ago, when i ran out of stock, i went to get more at body shop. and i took the cocoa butter by mistake.
since i've already opened the plastic cover before realising it's a different butter [yes, if u notice, the color is the same], i have no choice but to use it.

and surprisingly, it smells even more delicious than shea butter. it's like chocolate vanilla! kinda make me want to gnaw myself!
but it's kinda really freaky when strange people started to tell me that i smelled like chocolate. y are u smelling me?? eeik!

Transformer 2: Revenge of the Fallen

do i even need to tell you to go and watch this??
but shia le beouf [or however u spell ur name], u SUCK for kissing another girl. and yes, bumblebee is right, THAT IS STILL CHEATING!
can we have another hero pls?

17 again

i think i fell in lurveeeee... with a 20 year old BOY!!

but damn! he's so cute!!

too bad that his "mature" character is played by matthew perry [i think that's his name], blargh.. i so dont care that u're one of the "friends", i think u suck.

but zac efron, u make me drooooooool... damn, even if i wished that i'm 10 years younger pun will only make me 22, and that's still older than him!!
so, anyways, the movie, yes. it's hilarious, sweet and entertaining.. but dont expect much more than the cute guy, or boy..

Drag me to hell..

.. is the yuckiest movie of 2009.

it's not a bad movie, it's just GROSS!!!

seriously, though, it's not scary, terkejut badak ada la tapi takde lah "takleh tido" punya seram..

nice twist at the end though..

Confessions of a Shopaholic

so i finally watched this movie.
emmm.. agak terasa jugak lah kan.. HAHAHA!
anyways, quite irritating, annoying but sweet nonetheless..

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

another bout of flu..


i blame it on the haze and the guards who clamped lil suzy..

Monday, June 15, 2009

stupid blardy ass!!!

i got home early today coz i have a pounding headache from the freaking cold office. and i stopped by suzy's parking spot to transfer my gym bags coz i wanted to drive her tomorrow.

and guess what?

she was clamped. again.

i sooo couldnt believe it.

yes, the parking spot is MINE, though rented, it's still MINE!! i paid money for it.

so, dengan sakit kepala ni, i went to the guard office to ask them WHAT THE FUCK? of course, it came out with much higher volume, cud have been higher but my pounding head cannot afford that additional volume.

u will not believe the reason why they clamped my car.

apparently, they freaking clamped it coz i parked OUTSIDE my parking box, and that is illegal parking.

of course u know what my response was, right? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????

for your info, my rented carpark is one of the spots against the wall with ample space between the freaking yellow box of the parking and the wall. so last wknd when my brother came, instead of asking him to park at another spot (which we also rented so he has a card and a sticker), i moved my car closer to the wall so that my brother can park infront of me. still my space, not blocking blardy anyone. and when he left, i forgot to move my car back to its rightful BOX, ingatkan dah carpark sendiri, punya pasal la kan?

and the freaking strangest thing is that, kalau nak cakap illegal parking pun, cakap lah masa ada double car parked there. bodoh sangatlah kalau ada satu je kereta and then baru nak clamp dengan reason: tak park inside the box.


puas aku menjerit kat security head tu.

lagi tak tahan tu, satu guard bodoh ni dok menyampuk: samalah kalau parking kat luar, tak park dalam box kenalah saman.

APA KAU INGAT AKU TAK PERNAH PARK LAGI ILLEGAL KAT AMPANG NI??? HUH??? KAT KLCC PUN KENA WARNING JE TAU, TAKDE CLAMP2. ni dah lah carpark aku. padanlah muka kau kena jerit kan!

anyways, i literally forced him to open the clamp, and when he didnt want to, i made him call management. and u bet tomorrow, i am going to call the committee president and complain. kalau dia pun cakap tu illegal, memang aku JUAL rumah ni.

sebodoh2 guards kat gurney heights tu takde pulak nak main clamp2 macam sial - except they called JAWI on me. buat kelakar la pulak kan..

Thursday, June 11, 2009

yes, look at the camera, you little munchkin you, but dont take auntie's phone.. when u know how to say auntie's full name, auntie will get you one, ok..

oh no..

sayang, we have a problem...

spotot can only fit ONE golf bag in his trunk, only one.

and even that's a woman's golf bag..


Wednesday, June 10, 2009

yup, cant sleep..

i tossed, i turned, i've read two new ebooks, 1 old one and watched one old movie. all of which should lulled me to sleep.

no, lying down on the bed in the dark trying to sleep does not work for me. i get agitated coz honestly, alone, in the dark, actually scares the crap out of me..

so yes, today is going to be a loooong day.. sigh...

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

36 more days to go..

would you...

... trust a fren who have had an affair with the husband of another mutual fren?

girlfriends always have this weird code that we will never poach on each other's.. but what happens when one does?

even if it's not you who are affected, would u still be OK with her? knowing she has had a track record of poaching [for the lack of better words]?

wud u trust her with your own husband?

when being naughty is delicious..

who would have thot that i'd caved in and walloped two yummilicious KKs.. out of the 6 that i bought for the meeting.. nasib baik i didnt get a whole dozen! ;D


and worse, they make u crave for more.. more.. they make you forget that u're supposed to be on a diet! they are evil, EVIL, i tell u!!!

ok, habis drama.. esok, GYM!!! oh, r we still on for the driving range thingie, lin? i dunno the way, can i go with u?

Monday, June 08, 2009

happy birthday

happy 60th bday, mom..
though i almost never say it, i do love u..

Friday, June 05, 2009

and here i thot ampang pt is bad...

i was in bangsar today for an appointment.

i swear to god i must have spent at least half tank worth of fuel just to find parking! god! banyaknya kereta! dah lah banyak kereta, jalan kecik2 pulak tu! and cars double park everywhere!

i was quite surprise coz despite the small roads and tiny-barely-squeezable-between-cars streets, the cars are humongous! ok, it's bangsar, big cars = expected, right? but still!! tabik spring siut for them makciks who BRAVELY squeeze through with their muchos dineros cars without even one single scratch!

i was literally praying out loud for spotot's well being...

i'm so impressed with my condo management office. lately, there have been a lot of improvements at my condo area. they clean the pool more frequent, the security guards make rounds often and they have these notices everywhere to remind people abt everything.

and of course, the biggest notice board of all was on the guard hse on the way in!

now, if only they can make refuse areas on each floor, or at least at each block so that i dont have to carry my rubbish all the way to the main waste area at the back of the condo..
guess what the tikus did today?

yes! she had her first golf lesson!! and no, that's not her in the pic. that's nis and our instructor..

and guess where the tikus had her lesson?

in a freaking shopping center! HAHAHA!

what, u think i'm crazy enough to go out in the hot sun to learn something that i may be VERY bad at? na-ah..

this way is sooo much fun, it's air-conditioned, its cool, it shaded.. at least i wont be distracted and frustrated with the weather or the heat or the heat or the heat and actually LEARN how to play golf..

otherwise, i would have quit after my first lesson!

now, i actually cant wait to go to the driving range! woo-hoo! who would have thot, huh?

emmm... shud i go get golf stuff now? ;D

Thursday, June 04, 2009

free range piggies..

i saw something strange on Oprah today.

they were talking about pig farms used for breeding and how the pigs are being treated in them.. they were arguing whether or not pigs kept for breeding should be caged or should be let about free.

i dont get it.

u gonna eat the little piggies later right?

what do u care about having them caged or let about free?

they gonna end up in the toilet bowl sooner or later.

u have so many homeless people in your country who need homes or shelters and u worry about piggies?

yeah, right..

ok, y am i talking abt pigs again? huh... eeeiikk!

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

who in the world would want to fly to melaka? sigh...

Melaka Airport's New Terminal Creates Another History For The Historical City
Source: Malaysia Airports Holdings Berhad
Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Melaka, the 'Historical City' chalks up another history when the airport relocates to a brand new terminal which starts operations today.

The total project cost was RM131.5 million, funded by the Federal Government and the project management consultant was KLIA Consultancy Services Sdn. Bhd. (KLIA Consult) while the contractor was Uni-Integrated Sdn. Bhd. The project started in April 2007 and completed in April 2009. The airport is now known as Melaka Airport instead of Batu Berendam Airport.

Member of the media witnessed the first landing at the airport today when Riau Airlines touches down at 9.15 am and the passengers were greeted and presented souvenirs by Y.A.B. Datuk Seri Hj. Mohd Ali Mohd Rustam, Chief Minister of Melaka. Members of the media were also given a tour of the new terminal. The old terminal ceased operations with the departure of Riau Airlines to Pekan Baru at 10.00am yesterday.

Dato' Seri Bashir Ahmad, Managing Director of Malaysia Airports said: "This is our commitment to further enhance the airport users' experience when using the airport. The new terminal will offer better services and facilities, in line with the increasing expectations of customers."

Compared to the old terminal which could only handle 0.3 million passengers per annum, the new terminal can accommodate up to 1.5 million passengers per annum. It has six check-in counters for international and domestic flights.

The new terminal has two parking bays capabale of accommodating B734/A320 and four parking bays for GAA. The terminal building is capable of handling 300 passengers per peak hour compared to 100 previously. Passenger comfort level has also been elevated, from 20 sq. m to 24.5 sq. m.

While the old terminal had only three immigration counters for both arrival and departure, the new terminal has four counters to handle departure and six to handle arrival. Three baggage carousels have been installed to handle baggage for departure and arrival flights.

Commercial activities are offered with outlets for F&B and a duty free shop. Car park lots totalling 90 are available for the public, while 20 are allocated for staff, 10 for taxis and 10 for buses.

The terminal is configured with 38 CCTV cameras for security monitoring. The public can also enjoy ample seating at the airport with 370 seats available. Currently, Riau Airlines is operating from this airport. The airport operates from 7.00am to 7.00pm daily. The new telephone number for the terminal is 06-3191707.

For the year 2008, Melaka airport processed a total of 23,751 passenger movements, handled 178,618 kg cargo shipments and 700 aircraft movements.

The Batu Berendam Airport was officially opened on Oct 1952 by the Duchess of Kent. It is located 10 kilometres from Malacca town. Under the Japanese Occupation during the Second World War, the airport saw little improvement. Further construction only took place under the British from 1948 onwards
today is such a strange, strange day..

i received an email from one of the project team members, i failed to notice the attachment. and then, my colleague N started to laugh, i asked why.

she replied, did u watch the video attached??

i frowned. as far i knew, there's no videos whatsoever during the project meetings but i looked at the email again. true enough, this guy sent out an email on action items for the project and he attached a video titled "huhu3".

i clicked on the video and it played a clip from a tamil movie. yes, tamil movie.

one, i've never watched a tamil movie before, sorry, i prefer hindustan movies instead. two, WTF?? y r u sending out tamil movie clips to all project members and some of them are management??

apparently, this tamil actor is pretty famous for his super-power-Newton's-law-defying acts.

and then, my colleague [after a bout of laughing] sent me this newspaper clip.

Sunday, May 31, 2009


Reading: Dont Bargain with the Devil

hahaha! trust SJ to come out with titles as corny as this.. but then again, that's the whole purpose of these kinds of books, right?

synopsis not too interesting, but i have nothing else to read at the moment. can someone go crazy with boredom? i know kutu can mati from boredom HAHAHA!
if u have to know, i am not the most patient of a person in this little world of ours... swear words can be spewed out of my mouth as easily and as fast as my cute little middle finger can be raised. i can shout obscenities at you without feeling an ounce of guilt.

and yes, at the start of every freaking year i do try to be a little bit more patient. but by the second day of the start of the new year, i will be swearing like a sailor again.

so when i do not respond to any of your taunts, be happy. and be quiet.

i'm giving u a warning, u push me again, i swear to god we'll see if u can take as much as u give.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Movie Watch: G.I.JOE and New Moon

some new movies that i havent put in my watch list yet..
Release date: August 7th, 2009

i saw the trailer and i like! cute guys, gorgeous chicks and bombs exploding, my kind of movie.. lets just hope sayang is STILL around in msia to go movie-dating with me this time.. 46 days and counting.. sigh..

2. New Moon

Release Date: November 20th, 2009

oh god, please dont tell me edward the-most-beautiful-man-in-the-world cullen is still powder-puffed!!! oh well, dont think i'll be watching this on the big screen. i hated this book.

of proactiv, skII and tia amelia(?) and skin programs

i am back on proactiv again, yes, my miracle acne cure-r - if there's ever such a term for these marvellous thing...

i have been getting humongous zits on my chin lately - and i think i know from when, but we wont go there huh.. and until this particular event is settled, i think i'm going to be visited by these irritating-stupid-little-aching-monster zits!

after almost two years of zit-free, they are back again *sigh*

so yes, if u want to know how i got those giant zits off my face for good all those years ago, it's with proactiv. i have been using them for almost 10 years i think. nothing else worked for me, not clinique, not dermalogica, not anything. and believe me, i have used them all, from estee lauder to elizabeth arden to clinique to the freaking expensive creme de la mer.
such a waste of money. those products are definitely not for problematic skins.
but i am kinda frustrated. coz i was on phase 3 of my program [ceh, got program k] already!! yes, for unfortunate ppl like me who has stupid oily skin with big open pores, i have to make a program for my skin - yes, yes, call me skema but hey, if it works..
phase 1: get rid of zits - [i thot i was] done with proactiv [but apparently not]..
phase 2: get rid or at least even out the zit scars [and i have a lot of scars] - done with SKII - yes, blardy expensive and tu pun i only used the miracle water and the facial treatment repair C. but i did see the results in about a year...
and phase 3: get my skin tone even and [hopefully] brighter - and this, suprisingly, i was using tia amelia. a local product introduced to me by nis [yes, i was surprised that she used].. i've only managed to use it for about a month and even then, i can see some results already.
but of course, now, i have to start ALL OVER again..
i am freaking 32 years old! not 13! stop it already with all the zit thingy!! not funny OK!!
oh plis, let it be true!!!!
for once, i LOOOVE malaysian airlines! ;P